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Sunday, February 20, 2005

Not a very satisfying day. I overslept and so missed church; half-heartedly practiced the guitar; had a very light workout at the Y; tried reading three different books but didn't feel engaged by any of them. I did, however, eat a nice greasy Mexican dinner, so the day wasn't a total wash.

The blushing seems to flare up after alcohol and coffee, my two favorite beverages. Am I going to have to become a Mormon?


Blogger Felix said...

It would probably improve your social prospects. Lots of Molly Mormons out there, looking for a Member-In-Good-Standing to punch their ticket to Celestial Goddesshood (and eternal pregnancy).

9:15 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Christian Scientists also avoid coffee and alcohol. Lots of available women there, too; but they're all widows.


9:18 AM  

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