Crawling into the twenty-first century, I broke down and got high-speed home internet access. This, combined with iTunes' new recommendation feature, ensures that I'll be handing over a lot of my money to Apple. (How could I have forgotten about "Destination Unknown" by Missing Persons, or "The Humpty Dance" by Digital Underground?) Still, there are some egregious lacunae in the iCatalog: no "Der Kommisar," "Safety Dance," or "Mexican Radio" as of yet.