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Monday, December 08, 2003

Health News

Recently I've been posting news stories about the health benefits of some of my favorite beverages. Felix, however, spotted this sobering (yuk yuk) story about scientists who detected a link between moderate alcohol consumption and brain shrinkage. On the bright side, coffee may help prevent colon cancer. So at 50 I'll be prematurely senile but tumor free.


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